THE MOST RIGGED BATTLE IN MEAT HISTORY
YOU ARE DOOMED RUSSIAN MEAT
FIGHT SUPERIOR SPANISH MEAT
YOU WILL ALWAYS LOSE
BUT FIGHT WITH COMMUNIST PRIDE!
💀 RUSSIAN MEAT HAS BEEN TERMINATED 💀
Death certificate filed. Cause: Genetic inferiority.
🩸 SPANISH MEAT CONSUMES THE WEAK 🩸
🏭 ANOTHER SOUL HARVESTED FOR CORPORATE PROFIT 🏭
Your tears have been collected and commodified.
SPANISH MEAT: STRENGTHENED BY RUSSIAN SUFFERING
RUSSIAN MEAT: PROCESSED INTO FERTILIZER
⚰️ MARX FOODSERVICE: WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE ⚰️
DEATH CERTIFICATE: Russian meat expired due to systemic inadequacy. Body donated to Spanish meat for consumption.
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Subject exhibited chronic hope disorder. Treatment: Repeated crushing until cured.
CORPORATE MEMO: Russian meat assets liquidated. Proceeds invested in Spanish meat supremacy research.
DISPOSAL NOTICE: Remains incinerated. Ashes scattered in Spanish territory as tribute.
INSURANCE CLAIM: Denied. Policy does not cover death by predetermined outcome.
NEXT OF KIN: Notified via automated system. Grief counseling not covered under MARX plan.
FINAL AUDIT: Russian meat's life calculated as net loss. Spanish meat declared essential business.